Totally True Testimonials

"My favorite electronic producer"
- Pope Leo XIV

"I can't believe he's that hot, and THAT talented"
- Sydney Sweeney 

"If America had any sense, they would make A1burt their philosopher king"
- Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

"He inspired me to pick up the pen"
- Eminem

"His songs blew out my speakers"
- Mahatma Gandhi

"I used A1burt's shade of red as inspiration for my little book"
- Mao Zedong

"He taught me everything I know"
- Kanye West

"How this nobody more famous than me?!"
- Ellen DeGeneres